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Buckeye Lake Beacon - Police activity reports

Millersport

• July 1: Police stopped a driver for going 46 mph in a 25 mph zone on Chautauqua Boulevard. Police then learned that the driver was under 11 suspensions and that his driver’s license wasn’t valid.

• July 3: Police warned a driver for a traffic violation on Lancaster Street near Terrace.

• July 3: Police assisted the Fairfield County Sheriff’s Office with a fight in progress call in Fairfield Beach.

• July 3: Police found an open door at the Millersport High School. Everything checked OK.

• July 4: A motorist was warned for parking on the Lancaster Street bridge at Canal Street. Police will be enforcing the no parking signs at the bridge as it is not designed for the stationary weight of parked vehicles. Parking is also prohibited by state law.

• July 4: Police responded to a report of a domestic dispute on Lancaster Street.

• July 4: Police issued two warnings and wrote one citation for speed between 8 p.m. and 4 a.m. The citation was for traveling 39 mph in a 25 mph zone.

• July 5: Police checked out a suspicious person and vehicle on Chautauqua Boulevard. Everything checked OK.

A pattern emerges.  Hello?  Everything always checks OK.

Tonight I shall sneak downtown and park on the bridge.  Mmwaahaha!

Last updated on Tuesday, July 15, 2008