Isn’t “Escalade” French for “loser”? Well, it should be.

America, land of pissed-off weenies living out revenge fantasies through their cars:

One-third of the subjects associated a human or animal face with at least 90 percent of the cars. All subjects marked eyes (headlights), a mouth (air intake/grille), and a nose in more than 50 percent of the cars. Overall, people agreed which type of car possesses certain traits. The authors found that people liked cars most which had a wide stance, a narrow windshield, and/or widely spaced, narrow headlights. The better the subjects liked a car, the more it bore shape characteristics corresponding to high values of what the authors termed “power”, indicating that both men and women like mature, dominant, masculine, arrogant, angry-looking cars.

Human Or Animal Faces Associated With At Least 90 Percent Of Cars By One-third Of Population.