Damage control quote of the day.

They sound as if they’re used to this happening:

“When our keepers arrived in our neighbour’s garden, Akea was happily playing with a bicycle, which must have reminded him of one of his toys. He wouldn’t pose any danger, and his reaction to strangers would be the same as a pet dog, either a friendly greeting or a guarded retreat.”

Boy finds cheetah in his garden – Telegraph.

Damn good thing the kid’s leg didn’t “remind him of one of his toys,” eh?