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From the monthly archives: February 2010
CRESTVIEW – Chocolate milk fell from the pants of a 27-year-old woman as she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, according to a Crestview Police Department arrest report.
On Feb. 8, a Publix loss prevention officer noticed the woman concealing cosmetic items picked from store aisles in her purse, the report said. After a police officer arrived on the scene, the woman was crying and yelling profanities.
The woman asked if she could just go to court instead of going to jail, and the officer handcuffed her and told her she was under arrest, the report said. When she sat down in the back of the patrol car, a cold bottle of Nesquik chocolate milk fell out of her pants.
The woman told the officer she had a second beverage on her, according to the report. While wearing handcuffs, she retrieved a bottle of Publix chocolate milk from inside her pants.
I loved my iPod, I envy my sister’s Macbook, and I’ll always consider Apple products when I’m purchasing electronics. But I’ll be damned if I participate in some lame cult of personality around a solipsistic shithead like Steve Jobs.
via Googlers Fire Back at Steve Jobs ‘Bullshit’ Jab – Steve Jobs – Gawker.
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