Gene Weingarten is not amused, but in an amusing way:
Dear Leslie:
I am honored that you have chosen me as the subject of your journalism school graduate thesis. At the behest of your instructor, you e-mailed me to ask how I’ve “built my personal brand over the years.” I’m answering with this column.
The best way to build a brand is to take a three-foot length of malleable iron and get one end red-hot. Then, apply it vigorously to the buttocks of the instructor who gave you this question. You want a nice, meaty sizzle.
via Gene Weingarten: How branding is ruining journalism – The Washington Post.
Learning the Facts of Law 2.0:
On a Sunday morning before her soccer practice, not long after my daughter’s tenth birthday, she and I sat down on the couch with our tablets and I taught her to respond to lawsuits on her own. I told her to read the first message.
“It says it’s in French,” she said. “Do I translate?”
“Does it have a purple flag on it?”
“No,” she said.
“You don’t actually have to worry about it unless it has a purple flag.”
She hesitated. “Can I read it?” she asked.
“If you want to read it go ahead.”She switched the screen from French to English and read out the results: “’Notice from the Democratic Republic of Congo related to the actions of King Leopold II.’”
This was what I’d been avoiding. So much evil in the world and why did she need to know about all of it, at once? But for months she’d asked—begged—to answer her own suits. I’d told her to wait, to stop trying to grow up so fast, you’ll have your whole lifetime to get sued. Until finally she said: “When I’m ten? I can do it when I’m ten?” And I’d said, “sure, after you’re ten.” Somehow that had seemed far off. I had willed it to be far off.
“Honey,” I explained, “you’ll get a lot of those kinds. What happened is, a long time ago, the country Belgium took over this country Congo and killed a lot of people and made everyone slaves. The people who are descendants of those slaves, their government gave them the right to ask other people for damages.”
“I didn’t do anything. I thought you had to do something.”Where do you start? Litigation-flow tariff policy? Post-colonial genocide reparations microsuits? Is there a book somewhere, Telling Your Daughter About Nanolaw?
[more] via Nanolaw with Daughter Ftrain.com.
Peter Bradshaw of the Guardian:
A number of questions suggest themselves: can Gibson play comedy, of any tone or hue? Can he project an underlying sympathy or charm in his character? Can he make the Aussie-Michael-Caine accent funny or interesting in any way? Can Jodie Foster, as director, help him?
The answer in each case is “No”, written in letters big enough to be seen from space.
Or perhaps we should just start shooting publishers:
Gregor Samsa, “waking up from anxious dreams”, is transformed not into a cockroach but into an “adorable kitten” in The Meowmorphosis, the latest attempt to “remix” classic literature from US publisher Quirk Books.
The pseudonymous Coleridge Cook has married the text of Franz Kafka’s masterpiece The Metamorphosis with his own story to create The Meowmorphosis, in which Gregor “wakes up late for work and discovers that he has inexplicably become an adorable kitten”. Out next week, the book, revealed Quirk, sees the Samsa family “admit that, yes, their son is now OMG so cute – but what good is cute when there are bills to pay? How can Gregor be so selfish as to devote his attention to a ball of yarn? And how dare he jump out the bedroom window to wander through Kafka’s literary landscape?”
The publisher has already enjoyed success with Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which seamlessly combined Jane Austen’s text with zombie-fighting, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters and Android Karenina. It has also spawned a trend for similar titles from other publishers, from I am Scrooge: A Zombie Story for Christmas to Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.
[more] via Kafka’s Metamorphosis given ‘OMG so cute’ makeover | Books | guardian.co.uk.
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