Currently browsing the category “idiocy”.
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Feces-flinging at the finish line.
Sarah’s Simpletons (aka Mouthbreathers for McCain) have a new routine:
NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. – “John McCain! Not Hussein!”
So goes the latest popular chant on the campaign trail with Gov. Sarah Palin, demonstrated at a morning rally in central Florida.
Ms. Palin was midway through her stump speech when a group of supporters began shouting it in [...] -
Mooselini not like mean media.
Sarah Palin believes that media criticism of what she says in public is an abridgement of her constitutional rights under the First Amendment. No, really:
In a conservative radio interview that aired in Washington, D.C. Friday morning, Republican vice presidential nominee Gov. Sarah Palin said she fears her First Amendment rights may be threatened by “attacks” [...] -
You want stupid?
Boy, do we have stupid. From the local joke rag in nearby Buckeye Lake, an “editorial” apparently cobbled together from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Newsmax. Did you know that global warming has been debunked and Obama wants to take away your lawn mower and give it to Fidel Castro … or something? You’ll notice [...]
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Damage control quote of the day.
They sound as if they’re used to this happening:
“When our keepers arrived in our neighbour’s garden, Akea was happily playing with a bicycle, which must have reminded him of one of his toys. He wouldn’t pose any danger, and his reaction to strangers would be the same as a pet dog, either a friendly greeting [...] -
Sentence of the day.
Or possibly the year, from the invaluable Gore Vidal:
October proved to be the cruelest month, for that was the time that Sen. McCain, he of the round, blank, Little Orphan Annie eyes, chose to try out a number of weird lies about Barack Obama ostensibly in the interest of a Republican Party long overdue for [...] -
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