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		<title>The Unbearable Lameness of Columbus, Chapter 467</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You asked for &#8216;em, we&#8217;ve got &#8216;em!  Celebrity impersonator bank robbers:
COLUMBUS, Ohio—The FBI is looking for a bank robbery suspect who allegedly demands money because he’s late on his house payment.
&#8230; A male entered the Giant Eagle at 4780 W. Broad St. at about 10:21 a.m. Thursday. The grocery is located in the Lincoln Village [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s baaack&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jon Ronson resurfaces at the Guardian, with a piece on Paul Davies, who is not as flaky as he seems here:
If we are ever contacted by aliens, the man I&#8217;m having lunch with will be one of the first humans to know. His name is Paul Davies and he&#8217;s chair of the Seti (Search For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maybe it just wants to share the pain.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Energizer Bunny infects PCs with backdoor malware, the Department of Homeland Security&#8217;s US-CERT said Friday.
According to researchers at US-CERT (United States Computer Emergency Readiness Team), software that accompanies the Energizer DUO USB battery charger contains a Trojan horse that gives hackers total access to a Windows PC.
via Energizer Bunny&#8217;s software infects PCs &#8211; virus, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flies with that?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Olde Canal Restaurant, 12045 Lancaster St. N.E., Millersport, Feb. 12.
Violations found: The facility is in need of a general cleaning. Crumbs were on the floor, dried tomato on the wall, potato on the floor under the potato cutter, grease on the vents, slime on the counter and under the meat slicer. The equipment is in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lost Exile &#124; Culture &#124; Vanity Fair</title>
		<link>http://www.evanmorris.com/2010/03/lost-exile-culture-vanity-fair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet The Exile was too vitriolic to romanticize for long or to consult just its fans. And listening to the critics is too fun. They call Ames and Taibbi, singly or in combination, children, louts, misogynists, madmen, pigs, hypocrites, anarchists, fascists, racists, and fiends. According to Carol Williams, of the Los Angeles Times, “It seemed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>comparison shopping?</title>
		<link>http://www.evanmorris.com/2010/02/comparison-shopping/</link>
		<comments>http://www.evanmorris.com/2010/02/comparison-shopping/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[CRESTVIEW – Chocolate milk fell from the pants of a 27-year-old woman as she was being placed in the back of a patrol car, according to a Crestview Police Department arrest report.
On Feb. 8, a Publix loss prevention officer noticed the woman concealing cosmetic items picked from store aisles in her purse, the report said. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>comment du jour</title>
		<link>http://www.evanmorris.com/2010/02/comment-du-jour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I loved my iPod, I envy my sister&#8217;s Macbook, and I&#8217;ll always consider Apple products when I&#8217;m purchasing electronics. But I&#8217;ll be damned if I participate in some lame cult of personality around a solipsistic shithead like Steve Jobs.
via Googlers Fire Back at Steve Jobs &#8216;Bullshit&#8217; Jab &#8211; Steve Jobs &#8211; Gawker.
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		<title>Just say no.</title>
		<link>http://www.evanmorris.com/2009/11/just-say-no/</link>
		<comments>http://www.evanmorris.com/2009/11/just-say-no/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Best metaphorical explanation of Windows yet:
&#8230; then the Borg rolls out this old chestnut: “Over nine out of ten computer users choose Windows.”
Now, come on. Windows is like herpes. Or genital warts. Nobody chooses Windows. People get Windows. It comes preloaded on their crap machine, and they’re stuck with it.
via The Secret Diary of Steve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unfortunately, they forgot to mention it to the US government.</title>
		<link>http://www.evanmorris.com/2009/10/unfortunately-they-forgot-to-mention-it-to-the-us-government/</link>
		<comments>http://www.evanmorris.com/2009/10/unfortunately-they-forgot-to-mention-it-to-the-us-government/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or perhaps it was the fact-checker&#8217;s day off.  From a recent New Yorker profile of film maker James Cameron:
I first met Cameron in April of 2008. “Avatar” was in its third year of production. For much of that time, Cameron had been working out of a couple of hangars in Playa del Rey, south [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft&#039;s grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac. Which is worse? &#124; Charlie Brooker &#124; Comment is free &#124; The Guardian</title>
		<link>http://www.evanmorris.com/2009/10/microsofts-grinning-robots-or-the-brotherhood-of-the-mac-which-is-worse-charlie-brooker-comment-is-free-the-guardian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:18:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know Windows is awful. Everyone knows Windows is awful. Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it&#8217;s there, and there&#8217;s nothing you can do about it. OK, OK: I know other operating systems are available. But their advocates seem even creepier, snootier and more insistent than Mac owners. The harder [...]]]></description>
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