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The Buckeye Lake Beacon, Newspaper for Buckeye Lake, Ohio

Nov. 27 edition, classified ad:

Knocked up, no friends? Get Free room & board, just keep an old man company. P.O. Box 17, Buckeye Lake, OH 43008.