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In which Deb and Wanda have a spat over who forgot the fabric softener and we learn that paintballing makes you hungry. And November takes an unexpected curtain call.

The Buckeye Lake Beacon, Newspaper for Buckeye Lake, Ohio

Buckeye Lake Police Blotter:

• Dec. 9: A West 4th Street man reported that someone shot his truck with a paintball gun.
• Dec. 9: Officers were dispatched near to the Jett laundromat on a domestic violence incident between a mother and daughter. The mother was trying to keep the daughter from running away from home.
• Nov. 9: A Cliff Street woman reported her home was shot with a paintball gun.
• Nov. 9: An Albanese’s Food Gallery employee reported two customers worked together to shoplift nearly $200 worth of items. The female thief said she was going to her car to get her credit card to pay for the items. She never returned and another thief sneaked the groceries out of the building while she was gone.
• Nov. 10: A West 1st Street man reported someone shot his home with a paintball gun.
• Nov. 10: A Grandstaff man reported someone shot his home with a paintball gun. In various paintball related reports, the paint is described as “pinkish orange.”
• Dec. 12: Officers pulled over a Glouster woman whose vehicle’s license tags had expired last June.