Clippy's revenge
More gnashing of teeth after Microsoft update brings PCs to a standstill | The Register
Something seems to have gone horribly wrong in an untold number of IT departments on Wednesday after Microsoft installed a resource-hogging search application on machines company-wide, even though administrators had configured systems not to use the program.
Welcome to Hell, here's your new harmonica. Dude, it ain't your computer. You accepted the EULA, and MS can do whatever they please. Now quit whining and search for something.